Let's DNA test the shroud of Turin!
I think it would be invaluable to test the DNA of the Shroud of Turin - if we could get some of that DNA, compare it to the human DNA, see what the differences were - well, we could figure out what God's DNA would look like! Why- we could breed a race of demigods! Or inject it into someone's body a'la stem cells and heal people with maladies or solve that falling through water problem that most of us have-
posted by Scott Koblish @ 7:29 PM
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Well, I guess that solves the second coming. Since Christ is ushering in the Apocalypse, instead of adenine, guanine, cytosine, and thymine, His DNA is formed from pestilence, war, famine, and death.
I thought his DNA would be made up of puppydog tails and suger and spice.
Still, i think it's completely irresponsible for the Catholic Church to hold his DNA hostage from the rest of us - Imagine what we could do with God's DNA! Why we could even find out once and for all if he was even made of flesh (which, if I remember right was a point of contention in the middle ages...)
I call on the Catholic Church to immediately study Jesus' DNA and release it's findings!
Still, i think it's completely irresponsible for the Catholic Church...
I think it's something of a hike to find the end of that particular line.
I always go for the low hanging fruit...
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