Monday, March 24, 2008

Let's DNA test the shroud of Turin!

I think it would be invaluable to test the DNA of the Shroud of Turin - if we could get some of that DNA, compare it to the human DNA, see what the differences were - well, we could figure out what God's DNA would look like! Why- we could breed a race of demigods! Or inject it into someone's body a'la stem cells and heal people with maladies or solve that falling through water problem that most of us have-

5 Comments:

At 9:31 PM , Anonymous Mike said...

Well, I guess that solves the second coming. Since Christ is ushering in the Apocalypse, instead of adenine, guanine, cytosine, and thymine, His DNA is formed from pestilence, war, famine, and death.

 
At 10:26 PM , Blogger Scott Koblish said...

I thought his DNA would be made up of puppydog tails and suger and spice.

Still, i think it's completely irresponsible for the Catholic Church to hold his DNA hostage from the rest of us - Imagine what we could do with God's DNA! Why we could even find out once and for all if he was even made of flesh (which, if I remember right was a point of contention in the middle ages...)

 
At 10:27 PM , Blogger Scott Koblish said...

I call on the Catholic Church to immediately study Jesus' DNA and release it's findings!

 
At 6:41 AM , Anonymous Mike said...

Still, i think it's completely irresponsible for the Catholic Church...

I think it's something of a hike to find the end of that particular line.

 
At 11:13 AM , Blogger Scott Koblish said...

I always go for the low hanging fruit...

 

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