Scott Koblish

Self Portraiture!

This is a self portrait I did of myself at Stan Lee Media. It was intended to go up on their website as an introduction to all of their artists, along with a little bio. It was my self-written bio that halted production for a few days and begat the writing staff's participation in writing the biographies from then on. I think I had written something like "Scott Koblish's head was abducted from a vaugely uncomfortable life in New York City and taken to a far away planet where it was implanted into the plexus of a robotic body. As an emisarry for Stan Lee Media he was trained to kill, kill, kill, and has slaughtered his way across the stars in a doomed effort to regain his humanity and reunite his head with his body." I don't know why they didn't want to publish that one, I thought it was at least metaphorically acurate.
I later used this picture to try and get a date online. I didn't have a camera or a photograph of myself and I sent this picture. She didn't react well to the image - I think it went along the lines of "I will not play games with this, do not contact me again" or somesuch. Ah, yes, the world of dating.

posted by Scott Koblish @ 11:32 AM